Monday, January 20, 2020

Cliff-notes of The Average Man's Daily Journal (Anonymous)

I saw 5 U.F.O.s in Battle Creek fly above me to a tall building. 
I touched a 10 foot rim 15 times and made 10 shots in a row. 
My dad saw a ghost in his apartment. It was an old lady (around 60) who was married to the landlord. They tore down my dad's house 9 years after he died. 
I won Most Improved Resident. I carry a bunch of groceries into the house and help out. 
I've been shot at 5 times near the Linear Path. 
My favorite basketball players are whoever plays with the number 23 on their jerseys, no matter the team. 

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